A family reunion is an effective form of birth control

A family tree can wither if nobody tends it’s roots

A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away

A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor

After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted

Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!

Always willing to share my ignorance….

Am I the only person up my tree… sure seems like it

Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples

Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!

“Crazy” is a relative term in my family

Documentation… The hardest part of genealogy

FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

Gene-Allergy: It’s a contagious disease, but I love it

Genealogists are time unravelers

Genealogists live in the past lane

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!

Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide… I seek!

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people

Genealogy… Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??

I researched my family tree… and apparently I don’t exist!

I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!

I think my ancestors had several “Bad heir” days

I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand

If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help…

I’m not sick, I’ve just got fading genes

I’m not stuck, I’m ancestrally challenged

I’m searching for myself; Have you seen me ?

Isn’t genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!

It’s an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief.

It’s 2009… Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?

Many a family tree needs pruning

My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

My family coat of arms ties at the back…. Is that normal?

My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated

My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.

Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress

Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality

Shhh! Be very, very quiet…. I’m hunting forebears.

Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!

So Many Ancestors………………………So Little Time!

That’s strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!

That’s the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards